Official RevCol US Presidential Endorsement

ReverseColonoscopy was first founded as a cult in stone age Anatolia, slowly evolving into a homoerotic dance society in the classical era, then migrating north to Central Asia as a travelling circus in the mediaeval era, before settling in Turkmenistan and expanding internationally as the media outlet that millions around the world know today. In all this time it has never endorsed any political candidate posturing for a national leader, but that 3300-year streak is about to be broken.

This year’s US presidential elections have become one of the most hotly contested in history and could have an immense impact on the wider world. For the wellbeing of said wider world and its inhabitants our political and socio-economic analysts have decided to endorse a particular and very qualified candidate.

This candidate is Nigel Farage.

-KD

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