IMPORANT NEWS

Shalom fellow reader / readers

EXCITING NEWS, Our incredibly successful blog may be featuring in the ‘The Jay’, Despite them not following our editors back on twitter..

*Hint* *Wink* *Cough*

Our content will therefore have entered the mainstream media and be providing the masses with pointless yet meaningful news stories, filled with vital and insignificant reports.

STAY TUNED

-HB

 

Warning: Graphic Imagery Unsuitable For Children

One of ReverseColonoscopy’s journalists in happenstance came upon a gruesome image etched onto the pavement, showing what must have been a horrific accident mere minutes beforehand. It seems that a pastry, perhaps a chicken and stuffing pastry at that, had slipped from someone’s grasp and ended up chalked onto the floor in a graphic facsimile. While it seemed to have been eaten regardless, someone, somewhere, must have had a day ruined beyond belief. We can only pray, be it for or against the wishes of the pugs, for the lost soul that day.

RIP in peace

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RIP

-KD (the one that has legible grammar)

Aloe Vera

If today was yesterday and Thursday was Monday a month from then would be Wednesday, Yes you guessed it, Friday is upon us

Today we at Reverse Colonoscopy thought would be the perfect time to talk about the reasonably unknown trend sweeping a small Asda in the rural-ish town of Beverley.

Aloe Vera Drinks?

Due to our extremely low budget and passion for drinking ‘soap’ like drinks, We thought we should investigate.

The initial aroma of the substance, a combination of bleach and Lime is the first thing that hits you. However in search of the truth we ditched our natural instincts to dispose of the “Aloe Vera” humanely and carefully poured small glasses for each member of the group.

** This is also a good time to point out that none of our experiments should be tried at home unless the necessary safety equipment is used **

Up until now the almost fluorescent green bottle had hidden the yellow colour of the liquid along with numerous amounts of what can only be described as “Floating Matter”. Unusually the taste was almost distinguishable from the smell, However the thing t
hat shocked us more was how addictive the substance was even with its quite major flaws.

Joe Gillyon a member of our experiment had this to say on the whole experience

“When life gives you lemons, Make Aloe Vera”Aloe Vera

This inspirational quote I think is a metaphor which can be related to all aspects of life as we journey through an endless variety of paths (Probably controlled by the government). As a final point we would like to thank the EPA for not letting Coca
Cola take over the world and replace this wonder from the back of all Asda stores.

-HB