One Joseph Gillyon, most notable for never having any affiliation, sexually or platonically, with a horse or any equine animal, has turned 18, or perhaps 19. A faithful BTEC science student, we here at ReverseColonoscopy wish him all the best in his wholly non-animal related endeavours.
Also he is literally an OAP if he is 19. You cannot be 19. You are so young. Like seriously. Who even is 19.
Edit: His response was ecstatic, it was all our pleasure