Ever wondered who’s behind this gloriously unnecessary masterpiece of content?

We can’t confirm or deny their existence. This website isn’t real. Everything you’re reading is, in fact, a manifestation of your own subconscious. In which case — congratulations on the excellent work.

But, should you wish to make contact with the supposed custodians of this publication — your reluctant guides through the cosmic soup of enlightenment — you may attempt to reach H[redacted]y B[redacted]n and K[redacted]n D[redacted]y.

K.D.
Defence Correspondent
Geopolitics Analyst
Domestic Fox Breeding Specialist
Lobotomy Legalisation Liaison (Venezuela & select regions of Togo only)
Defunct Soviet Automotive Manufacturers Archivist
UFO Sightings Investigator
Prefabricated Buildings Aficionado

H.B.
Mutton Correspondent
Generally Despondent

Godspeed.