Have you ever considered why the government only let dogs into the dog park?

We at RevCol have spent 3 years operating undercover within the tall grass of a multitude of dog parks across the UK and have discovered information most troubling. Unfortunately, we lost our operative 5 months ago after operation  ‘Good Boy’ went sour involving a particularly suspicious Kuvasz and Swedish Vallhund who just wouldn’t give up the hunt.
I have not posted for a year due to the constant death threats as shown in the supporting picture however I am done with taking threats from the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever down the road.

Forget Apple Pay, Paw Pay rules the Piss covered tree stumps of your local park. Be smart, Stay inside and..

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES MUST YOU ENTER THE DOG PARK

More Information will follow

-HB