The world is full of controversial topics, and arguably chief amongst them is race and racism despite the concept of race having no real bearing in science. To clarify about such a controversial topic, we here at ReverseColonoscopy intend to offend as many people as possible.

So, is racism even real? To answer this question, we must first find the definition of “racism”. The dictionary definitions of it are “a contest of speed, as in running, riding, driving, or sailing” and “to engage in a contest of speed; run a race”. So well, I think. I think it is real, because like. People run a lot. Erm. I might need to do some more analysis guys. I blame the ReverseColonoscopy’s research department. 

-KD